Let me make it easy on you.
Two words: dryer sheets.
If your blinds need a good dusting, just use a dryer sheet to wipe them down. Fold the dryer sheet over each blind and run across. Who'd of thought!?
If your blinds are extra dirty, dampen a microfiber cloth with warm water and a couple drops of mild dish soap and wipe them down.
Dust them once a year or every 6 months with pledge to help them keep the dust away (the dryer sheets help this too!)
Maybe now we won't hate it so much??? Probably not, but at least we might hate it less!